A pawn broker/frustrated chef – he finally meets his rocket man.
Everyone’s favorite billionaire – deconstructed and re-imagined.
The FBI agent and the Marine Corps pilot save the day – then get down and dirty in their off hours.
Those nightmarish gray aliens – they really do exist.
The patriot/playboy who courts the socially awkward bombshell – she explodes both on and off the battlefield.
The commander of the good guys – indulging in his insufferable kinky fetish.
The super-seedy villain with one foot in the grave – he reminds you of that sketchy uncle showing up uninvited for Sunday Dinner.
Throw in a sprinkling of obstinate Artificial Intelligences, outlandish military salutes, Italian marble, and a Caribbean cruise for good measure.
All of their lives are woven together in this action-packed, sexy, twisted, yet humorous sci-fi thriller whose premise dares to ask (and answer) the question: “Who were America’s founding fathers really drinking with?”

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“How badly did I fail the Turing test?”