“Dude, you’ve given me a completely boring cover. Can’t you do *something* to spice it up?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got a typeface that’ll fix everything!”
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“Dude, you’ve given me a completely boring cover. Can’t you do *something* to spice it up?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got a typeface that’ll fix everything!”
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Pro Tip: Tolkien’s own illustrations of The Hobbit are not what made it great.
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The Reality Beneath: Old Fashion Reality In the Modern World
But wait, there’s more! Here’s the Amazon description:
The Reality Beneath is a collection of short stories written by SULI Daniel Johnson. They rage in length from twenty to eighty pages. They are written in his distinct brand of science fiction that can be defied as stories that make you think. The Reality Beneath encompasses a good example of SULI Daniel Johnson’s unique style. He takes current topics and situations and looks at them through a new perspective. The genre is technically science fiction yet quite often it comes very close to reality broadening the perspective to look at things in a new way.
Feeling Original: Why Graphic Design Matters in Business
The irony! It BURNS!! (h/t Ron)
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Orbital Spam: New-Classic Science Fiction Short Stories
Comic Sans, because of course.
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When Graveyards Yawn (The Apocalypse Trilogy Book 1)
Why would you hide the fact that it’s a “zombie noir”? (Bonus: Check out the next two volumes in the series to see a complete failure of branding.)
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Epics of Oneiroheim: Erementaru SAGA: Chronicle 1: Yuuyami
AAAGH! And furthermore, AAAGGGHH!! (h/t Ian)
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The X in Exegesis, Preview Edition: Philip K. Dick’s Religious Speculations
Just calling it “Preview Edition” doesn’t mean you can get away with crap like this.
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