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The Bigfoot Mystery for Kids: The English Reading Tree

January 11, 2026
Nathan
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The Bigfoot Mystery for Kids: The English Reading Tree

Bigfoot just got back from the groomer, didn’t he?

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Scout’s Honor: A Sword & Planet Adventure (Scout series Book 1)

January 10, 2026
Nathan
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Scout’s Honor: A Sword & Planet Adventure (Scout series Book 1)

Please tell me those are the aliens.

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God Emperor Trump (Trump Imperium Book 1)

January 10, 2026
Nathan
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God Emperor Trump (Trump Imperium Book 1)

And whatever you think the book is like, I can guarantee the description is much worse.

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Transmutation Texas (WATCHER of the DAMNED: WATCHER Book 1)

January 10, 2026
Nathan
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Transmutation Texas (WATCHER of the DAMNED: WATCHER Book 1)

The closer you look, the worse it gets.

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Jeff’s Long Weekend In The Backrooms: A Journey Through The Liminal Abyss

January 9, 2026
Nathan
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Jeff’s Long Weekend In The Backrooms: A Journey Through The Liminal Abyss

The liminal abyss has worn-out tiles.

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Arizonan Sojourn, South Carolinian Dreams: And Other Adventures

January 9, 2026
Nathan
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Arizonan Sojourn, South Carolinian Dreams: And Other Adventures

Did the other forty-eight dodge a bullet?

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Tea Nook Castaway Torn: The Cover Guy and The Manager’s Sister Grumpy Sunshine Romance

January 9, 2026
Nathan
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Tea Nook Castaway Torn: The Cover Guy and The Manager’s Sister Grumpy Sunshine Romance

Thanks for utterly dissuading me.

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Murder on the Stellar Schooner: Illustrated Detective Scifi

January 8, 2026
Nathan
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Murder on the Stellar Schooner: Illustrated Detective Scifi

“Illustrated.” Yeah, that’s a selling point.

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