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Of Shadow and Blood: An erotic horror reimagining of Red Riding Hood

April 3, 2026
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Of Shadow and Blood: An erotic horror reimagining of Red Riding Hood

Wait — I’m supposed to believe that “Red Dawn” is the ACTUAL name?

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Aya

April 2, 2026
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Aya

Yeahno.

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Build Your First Website: And Thwack Zombies with HTML and CSS (Undead Institute)

April 2, 2026
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Build Your First Website: And Thwack Zombies with HTML and CSS (Undead Institute)

Who would be the audience for this book, and why do those people walk among us?

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The Heir’s Treasure (Book 1 Bridgewater Brides Series)

April 2, 2026
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The Heir’s Treasure (Book 1 Bridgewater Brides Series)

Hey! Down in front!

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Sparks: A Dark Romance Love Triangle (A Special Agent Novel Book 1)

April 1, 2026
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Sparks: A Dark Romance Love Triangle (A Special Agent Novel Book 1)

Looks like Jimmy Kimmel has cried his last tear…

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Trumpquake: The Great Restoration: How Trump won the election of 2024

April 1, 2026
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Trumpquake: The Great Restoration: How Trump won the election of 2024

I think it’s pro-Trump, but if so it’s not helping.

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Eliza: Mail-Order Bride Historical Western Romance (Nine Brides for Cowboy Creek Book 2)

April 1, 2026
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Eliza: Mail-Order Bride Historical Western Romance (Nine Brides for Cowboy Creek Book 2)

As you sure that’s the backdrop you want for your senior picture, miss?

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Trump and Racism: The UNTOLD Secrets of Palm Beach

March 31, 2026
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Trump and Racism: The UNTOLD Secrets of Palm Beach

I’m skeptical of the “#1 Bestseller’ claim; it has a total of 44 reviews on Amazon, and is currently ranked #870 in “Presidents & Heads of State Biographies” and #2,142,112 overall.

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