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Doorbusters [NSFW]

January 28, 2026
Nathan
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Doorbusters

You can get a prescription for that, you know.

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Crossroad Burials: Witchfinder Book Five (Witchfinder Series 5)

January 27, 2026
Nathan
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Crossroad Burials: Witchfinder Book Five (Witchfinder Series 5)

Make up your own joke.

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Faceless: The Last Mage Book 5

January 27, 2026
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Faceless: The Last Mage Book 5

As advertised.

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Fire Angels: Voices of London (Travelling Towards the Present Book 3)

January 27, 2026
Nathan
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Fire Angels: Voices of London (Travelling Towards the Present Book 3)

Who says I can’t do two “more fire, please” covers in as many days?

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Titanic Conspiracy Theories for Kids My Titanic Adventure for Kids: 2-in-1 Book (2-in-1 Books

January 26, 2026
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Titanic Conspiracy Theories for Kids My Titanic Adventure for Kids: 2-in-1 Book (2-in-1 Books

It’s never too early to inculcate lifelong paranoia in your children.

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The Magical Diaries of Charles Lester Seymour: Volume 1: A New Eden

January 26, 2026
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The Magical Diaries of Charles Lester Seymour: Volume 1: A New Eden

All together, now: “More fire, please.”

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Return of the Reich: A Novella

January 26, 2026
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Return of the Reich: A Novella

I love how the skull sports a Magic Marker Hitlerstache. And by “love,” I mean…

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Ursus

January 25, 2026
Nathan
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Ursus

Yeah, I’d say that’s a pretty big bear.

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