Christian apologists work hard to defend the resurrection of Jesus, despite the woefully poor descriptions of the supposed event in the New Testament. I suspect they could also rise to the challenge of proving that the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella really did transform a pumpkin into a carriage.

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Tell me you’re writing a book for the people who already agree with you without telling me.

An uncompromisingly critical look into the founding literature of Christianity, from its roots in the Old Testament to a thorough analysis of its depicted historical events.

When exactly was the New Testament written? Was Mary Magdalene really a virgin? Could the apostles be considered reliable narrators?

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Um, Mary Madalene wasn’t the mother of Jesus. But thanks for letting us know up front that you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Less than a decade ago, Daniel Ward embarked on a journey to a desolate part of Washington, where he intended to assist his grandfather following an injury. From the get-go, the mysteries began to manifest. What was it that Dan’s grandfather seemed so hesitant to talk about? Was Dan in danger?

Manifesting mysteries can ruin your day.