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Who Mourns for St. Nicholas?

March 5, 2026
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Who Mourns for St. Nicholas?

I’m certainly in the mood to mourn.

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In The Eye Of The Goddess: The 13th Crystal Skull On Assignment In England

March 5, 2026
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In The Eye Of The Goddess: The 13th Crystal Skull On Assignment In England

There is NO REASON the globe in her eye couldn’t have been circular. NONE.

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How to Grow, Propagate and Hybridize African Violets

March 4, 2026
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How to Grow, Propagate and Hybridize African Violets

He’s trying so hard to make growing flowers seem exciting…

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Outcasts, Lies, and a Legend

March 4, 2026
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Outcasts, Lies, and a Legend

Plus a fishing hole.

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Three Tooth Confederate

March 4, 2026
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Three Tooth Confederate

What the hell are those weird puffball contrails in the sky?

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The Velvet Abbey

March 3, 2026
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The Velvet Abbey

“Eh, nobody cares about the byline font.”

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The Wrong Girl : and Stephen’s mother

March 3, 2026
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The Wrong Girl : and Stephen’s mother

“It’s the wrong girl, Gromit! And she’s gone wrong!”

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The Last Generation

March 3, 2026
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The Last Generation

Or don’t read, as the case may be.

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