My latest batch of musings, essays, rants, song parodies, dialogues, faux-poems, and poems. There’s something here for everyone: history, biography, social commentary, current events, sports, music, schmaltz, and no shortage of dick jokes. However, if you believe the First Amendment is frivolous, or you’re an active member of the Taliban, this collection may not be for you.

“You know who else doesn’t like my jokes? THE TALIBAN, THAT’S WHO!”

I acknowledge that this is my sixteenth book. More of the same drivel. I really do have more doctors than friends. I want thank myself for all of my support and perspiration. I couldn’t be more proud. Cover photograph of me by me. Yay for me.

Sell the sizzle, baby.