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RamJam: An Absquatulant Novel (Absquatulant Series Book 1)

March 26, 2026
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RamJam: An Absquatulant Novel (Absquatulant Series Book 1)

The soon-to-be mayor of the new colony on the planet Ramanujam writes highly personal reports that are sent back to Earth for public consumption…

The first sentence of the description tells you more about the book than the entire cover.

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Queen Pin

March 25, 2026
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Queen Pin

Look at her left arm. That alone…

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Dusty Trails Of The Old West Anthology

March 25, 2026
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Dusty Trails Of The Old West Anthology

So, the Old West Anthology has dusty trails?

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The Infinite Divulgences of Hazel Cain [NSFW]

March 25, 2026
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The Infinite Divulgences of Hazel Cain

Maybe that’s the best artwork they have in Hell.

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The Jesus Man: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale of Horror

March 24, 2026
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The Jesus Man: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale of Horror

What the Jesus, man?

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Language in the blood: Book 1

March 24, 2026
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Language in the blood: Book 1

If not for that word “comedy” slipped in there…

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Through the Ages

March 24, 2026
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Through the Ages

How hard would it have been to at least let people know that it’s a book of poetry?

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Connected – Above & Below: A global journey to faith, a passion for the ocean, and a love story straight from God’s heart

March 23, 2026
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Connected – Above & Below: A global journey to faith, a passion for the ocean, and a love story straight from God’s heart

That’s called “visual irony,” right?

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