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Web Of Bones: Book II of the Dragon Mage Series

July 6, 2024
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Web Of Bones: Book II of the Dragon Mage Series

If the author were trying to deliberately dissuade you from reading this book, what would she have done differently?

 

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The Ultimate Book Club: 180 Books You Should Read (Vol.1): Leaves of Grass, Siddhartha, Middlemarch, The Jungle, Macbeth, Moby-Dick, A Study in Scarlet…

July 6, 2024
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The Ultimate Book Club: 180 Books You Should Read (Vol.1): Leaves of Grass, Siddhartha, Middlemarch, The Jungle, Macbeth, Moby-Dick, A Study in Scarlet…

No, really. This is a hundred books in one ebook.

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The Mage Book 1

July 6, 2024
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The Mage Book 1

“Cool wallpaper, Boyd.”

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I’d Rather Be Growing Grapes

July 5, 2024
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I’d Rather Be Growing Grapes

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days? (h/t Curtis)

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Around the World in 366 Tales – July Jeopardy (Tales from around the worlds Book 8)

July 5, 2024
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Around the World in 366 Tales – July Jeopardy (Tales from around the worlds Book 8)

Stop the world, I wanna get off. (The cover says Volume Seven, but the Amazon title says Book 8…)

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Innocents, Immortals, and Amoral Gods (Emergent Designs Book 1)

July 5, 2024
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Innocents, Immortals, and Amoral Gods (Emergent Designs Book 1)

Maybe it’s not the words. Maybe it’s gas. (h/t Axolotl)

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Finding Joy

July 4, 2024
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Finding Joy

WHY IS THE MOON *IN FRONT OF* THE CLOUDS???

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The Donkeys Jesus Chose: A Catholic Chapter Storybook

July 4, 2024
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The Donkeys Jesus Chose: A Catholic Chapter Storybook

There’s no accounting for divine taste.

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