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The Dormant Gene

July 22, 2024
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The Dormant Gene

Just say that Gene is sleeping.

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Angels of the Mud

July 22, 2024
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Angels of the Mud

An historical thriller set in, what was once, the red light district of Old Portsmouth where children entertain travellers by mud larking.

Um, what?

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The Dragon Realms – Book Three – Treachery

July 22, 2024
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The Dragon Realms – Book Three – Treachery

So, what IS the least appropriate font for a dragon novel?

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Special Eggs: Where Do They Come From?

July 21, 2024
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Special Eggs: Where Do They Come From?

Is this a a sequel to “What Is A Woman?”

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Dads Cry Too: the Book: Put My Tears in Your Bottle . . .

July 21, 2024
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Dads Cry Too: the Book: Put My Tears in Your Bottle . . .

And then their kids laugh at them.

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Human Traffickers Dark Web Auction

July 21, 2024
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Human Traffickers Dark Web Auction

Actually, the arrow was supposed to read “Parking Around Back.”

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The Servants of the House: Forbidden Love

July 20, 2024
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The Servants of the House: Forbidden Love

The servants need to stop taking selfies, dammit.

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Tinker Smith and the Conspiracy of Oz

July 20, 2024
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Tinker Smith and the Conspiracy of Oz

Tinker is unimpressed.

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