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The Lousies Semifinals: January 2026!

April 6, 2026
Nathan
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The new, less painful voting method:

Simply choose the worst three from this ballot of twelve worthy covers posted in January!

Really, what could be simpler?

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April 5, 2026
Nathan
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To Heaven and Back With Angels: A true Story of death, heavens and Life – A message from the Angels to Humanity

April 4, 2026
Nathan
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To Heaven and Back With Angels: A true Story of death, heavens and Life – A message from the Angels to Humanity

Is that an opening parenthesis before the title? Is the closing parenthesis on the back cover? (It’s not.)

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Infected Freaks Volume One: Family First

April 4, 2026
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Infected Freaks Volume One: Family First

“Hmm… Maybe I’ll stretch it. THAT’S novel!”

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The Year of the Jackpot (The Galaxy Project Book 20)

April 4, 2026
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The Year of the Jackpot (The Galaxy Project Book 20)

Papa Heinlein deserves MUCH better. (And what the heck is an “eForeword?”)

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The Price of Rebellion (The Price of Trilogy Book 2)

April 3, 2026
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The Price of Rebellion (The Price of Trilogy Book 2)

About a buck and a half, apparently.

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Marriage: A Taste of Heaven, Vol II: God’s People Make the Best Lovers (Marriage: A Taste of Heaven Class Series)

April 3, 2026
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Marriage: A Taste of Heaven, Vol II: God’s People Make the Best Lovers (Marriage: A Taste of Heaven Class Series)

I don’t think that’s what John 13:35 means.

 

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Of Shadow and Blood: An erotic horror reimagining of Red Riding Hood

April 3, 2026
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Of Shadow and Blood: An erotic horror reimagining of Red Riding Hood

Wait — I’m supposed to believe that “Red Dawn” is the ACTUAL name?

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