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Queen of the Valley: Home

February 22, 2025
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Queen of the Valley: Home

Your turn to make up a joke.

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Salty Dogs

February 21, 2025
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Salty Dogs

“Illustrated.”

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No Charity: Standalone Diplomatic Science Fiction (Federation Diplomat)

February 21, 2025
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No Charity: Standalone Diplomatic Science Fiction (Federation Diplomat)

If you insist.

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Salty Dogs: Boot

February 21, 2025
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Salty Dogs: Boot

To the head.

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The Ambassador Calls Twice: Standalone Diplomatic Science Fiction (Federation Diplomat)

February 20, 2025
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The Ambassador Calls Twice: Standalone Diplomatic Science Fiction (Federation Diplomat)

I guess the postman broke the doorbell.

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Hot SEAL, Salty Dog: A Brotherhood Protectors Crossover Novel (SEALs in Paradise)

February 20, 2025
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Hot SEAL, Salty Dog: A Brotherhood Protectors Crossover Novel (SEALs in Paradise)

Love those dog tags.

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A Very Short Writing Manual For The Utterly Clueless: By Someone Who Has Been There

February 20, 2025
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A Very Short Writing Manual For The Utterly Clueless: By Someone Who Has Been There

The blind leading the blind.

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Sherlock Holmes: Adventures in the Realms of HG Wells: Volume One

February 19, 2025
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Sherlock Holmes: Adventures in the Realms of HG Wells: Volume One

Holmes is hitting the cocaine again, I see.

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