
These and other rejected fortune cookie fortunes could be yours!
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These and other rejected fortune cookie fortunes could be yours!
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“There’s a man with a misshapen face on the cover — it MUST be a good resource.”
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Nothing I could say here would ever equal the pure majesty of the Amazon description:
THE BUSH CONNECTION BOOK IS A NON-FICTION HISTORY BOOK THAT DETAILS THE BUSH FAMILY’S CONNECTION TO SS NAZI WAR CRIMINALS. IT PROVIDES PHOTOS, NAMES AND ALIASES OF THE C.I.A.’S FAVORITE SS NAZI WAR CRIMINAL TERRORIST SPOOK EMPLOYEES WHO ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD ACCORDING TO THE C.I.A. INCLUDING NEVER BEFORE PUBLISHED PHOTOS OF DR. JOSEF MENGELE, REINHARDT GEHLEN, MARTIN BORMANN, ALOIS BRUNNER, WALTER RAUFF AND MORE.
DR. JOSEF MENGELE IS THE ZODIAC KILLER, THE REAL BOSTON STRANGLER AND THE REAL 2001 ANTHRAX MAILER KILLER WHO ALL HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT!
THE NAZIS MURDERED DR. NIKOLA TESLA IN 1943!
GEORGE HW BUSH THE 41ST PRESIDENT WASN’T BORN IN AMERICA AND HIS LAST NAME ISN’T REALLY BUSH!
GEORGE H. W. BUSH IS REALLY GEORGE H. SCHERFF JR. THE SON OF DR. NIKOLA TESLA’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BORN ACCOUNTANT GEORGE H. SCHERFF SR.GEORGE H.W. BUSH WAS THE BADGEMAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL!
SEE NEVER BEFORE PUBLISHED PHOTOS OF BARBARA BUSH AND SS NAZI GEORGE H. SCHERFF AKA: GEORGE H.W. BUSH WITH SS NAZIS: OTTO SKORZENY, JOSEF MENGELE, MARTIN BORMANN, REINHARDT GEHLEN AND MORE!
SEE THE ONLY PHOTO OF HITLER IN EXISTENCE AFTER HIS ALLEGED SUICIDE!
HITLER’S SS GESTAPO MERGED WITH THE AMERICAN OSS TO FORM THE CIA.
SEE PHOTOS OF A DONUTS ON A ROPE VAPOR CONTRAIL PUT OUT BY THE AURORA SPYPLANE!
CAN YOU NAME ONE GOOD THING THE CIA HAS EVER DONE FOR AMERICA?
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Aurora Conspiracy The Series: Episode 3
I have so constructed my life that people send me things like this. (h/t Steve French)
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No. There may have been a good idea in here at the start, but just… no.
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Among other things, please note that his ankles cast shadows but his toes do not.
Thank you for putting up with me promoting my webcomic here all week long. In appreciation, your free gift is an all-expenses-paid trip to my webcomic CheapCaffeine!
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Noccalula: Cherokee Princess of Alabama
Because nothing says “Native American” like Comic Sans.
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Sentence fragments or full sentences? Make up your mind!
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