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Marriage: A Taste of Heaven, Vol. I: God’s People Appreciate Marriage (Marriage: A Taste of Heaven Class Series)

April 24, 2026
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Marriage: A Taste of Heaven, Vol. I: God’s People Appreciate Marriage (Marriage: A Taste of Heaven Class Series)

I’m pretty sure that’s not heaven I’m tasting.

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A Lamp Lights The Way Back: A Memoir

April 24, 2026
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A Lamp Lights The Way Back: A Memoir

“Oh hey, look what these filters can do!”

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Niki Undercover: An FBI Agent Suspense Thriller (Niki Undercover Thriller Book 1)

April 24, 2026
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Niki Undercover: An FBI Agent Suspense Thriller (Niki Undercover Thriller Book 1)

Starring Niki Undercover, I assume?

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Sweet Revolution: The Keto Legacy

April 23, 2026
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Sweet Revolution: The Keto Legacy

No joke, it’s alternate-history nutrition fiction.

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THEY TAKE PEOPLE FROM THE WOODS: Whistleblower Park Ranger Reports: BIGFOOT, ALIENS, CRYPTIDS, Unexplained Encounters MISSING HIKERS, MISSING HUNTERS

April 23, 2026
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THEY TAKE PEOPLE FROM THE WOODS: Whistleblower Park Ranger Reports: BIGFOOT, ALIENS, CRYPTIDS, Unexplained Encounters MISSING HIKERS, MISSING HUNTERS

“Whistelblower.”

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The House Always Wins

April 23, 2026
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The House Always Wins

The barn comes in second. The silo is a distant third.

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Saturn: The Cassini Division

April 22, 2026
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Saturn: The Cassini Division

Not content with polluting our own planet’s literature…

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Becoming One (Kaliss Book 2)

April 22, 2026
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Becoming One (Kaliss Book 2)

Here’s your periodic dose of Cree Storm.

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