That… is one skinny neck.
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Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Werewolf Stepbrother
This is a parody, right? It’s gotta be a parody.
It’s not a parody.
And neither is the follow-up:
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It’s Christmas in July! Coming on July 24th, Cold Fusion Media is releasing The Last Christmas Gift: A Heartwarming Holiday Tale of the Living Dead.
Malcolm’s grandfather is his best friend.
So when Granpap dies on Christmas Eve, Malcolm desperately tries to bring him back by using the cursed fetish doll that Malcolm’s father sent him before disappearing in Vietnam.
But he does something wrong. Granpap revives — but so does everyone in the cemetery across the street.
(Cover reveal later this week.)
I’m looking for a dozen stalwart souls — specifically, the first twelve people to leave a comment here — who want to get the ebook free before you can even buy it! All I ask is that you review it somewhere — Amazon, Facebook, your blog, etc. — in the next two months. Just let me know your format preference.
A perfect bound cache of poetry/art/photography, and fIlled to the point of bursting with heart/ atmospheric conflict, G/v/s showcases the different facets of a young man whose life is filled with the air of the omnipresent. At times grimey and utterly devoid of hope, William’s narrative voice clings to the unpredictable in matters of love, business, and friendship. With a tone that bypasses malice in light of unadulterated acceptance, G/v/s epitomizes the transcendental realist perspective- in that the book itself showcases the overlooked ability to not only acknowledge the barriers of the human consciousness, but through such analysis, learn to overcome them and find a sense of purpose within the new measures.
What else is there to say? (h/t Viergacht)
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Booster & Reeves: The Night of the Revenants
It may be very witty. We’ll never know.
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“Hit the side of the TV one more time, Morris! I thought I saw it getting better!”
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The art isn’t amateurish… but it’s bad nonetheless. (Also, chicklit writers give suspense awards? Isn’t that like SFWA awarding “Best Western of the Year?”) (h/t L.)
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