Make up your own joke.
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META PHENOMENON: A PARANORMAL DIARY OF INCREDIBLE OCCURRENCES 1990 – 2023
One posits that the cover was designed on the earlier end of that range.
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Do the troubled and middle aged want to feel like they stuck a toe in an electric socket?
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The Wayward Alliance: A Medieval Mystery (The Sir Law Kintour Series Book 1)
“But where shall we put the title?”
“How about on top of the one part of the image that actually looks medieval?”
“Brilliant!”
(Also, kerning.)
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Set in 2049, this futuristic novel is the first in a five book series. It proposes a realistic scenario for man’s fledgling exploration of space and our neighbouring planets. The book begins innocently enough with an interesting, if not compelling discovery on Mars. Thereafter, it builds into a pacy thriller, encompassing the Earth’s mysterious ancient civilisations, spellbinding historic texts, criminal intent, sadistic cybersystems, failed relationships and adrenaline filled action sequences. A good deal of the action takes place on the surface of Mars – a planet which always fires the imagination, and one which will continue to be of primary scientific focus in the coming decade as the reality of a manned landing draws nearer. Other locations for the book’s exciting storyline include the Moon, a space station and a revolutionary space ship – scenarios that all help to cement a number of subplots into an astonishing, stimulating and thoughtful yarn.
That isn’t sales copy, it’s a book report.
Mischievous Cat Brothers (Rascal Cat Brothers)
Blackie stayed in his box. He had tried to warn Mittens, but the younger cat obviously didn’t see the danger written on the human’s face…
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I would expect a cover for this book to have more red and less carpet.
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