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The Ambassador Calls Twice: Standalone Diplomatic Science Fiction (Federation Diplomat)

February 20, 2025
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The Ambassador Calls Twice: Standalone Diplomatic Science Fiction (Federation Diplomat)

I guess the postman broke the doorbell.

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Hot SEAL, Salty Dog: A Brotherhood Protectors Crossover Novel (SEALs in Paradise)

February 20, 2025
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Hot SEAL, Salty Dog: A Brotherhood Protectors Crossover Novel (SEALs in Paradise)

Love those dog tags.

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A Very Short Writing Manual For The Utterly Clueless: By Someone Who Has Been There

February 20, 2025
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A Very Short Writing Manual For The Utterly Clueless: By Someone Who Has Been There

The blind leading the blind.

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Sherlock Holmes: Adventures in the Realms of HG Wells: Volume One

February 19, 2025
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Sherlock Holmes: Adventures in the Realms of HG Wells: Volume One

Holmes is hitting the cocaine again, I see.

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The Heartbreak Song : (Poetry Book) (From Heartbroken to Healed Book 1)

February 19, 2025
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The Heartbreak Song : (Poetry Book) (From Heartbroken to Healed Book 1)

So you don’t like pina coladas?

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BLURB: Complete and Total Darkness: The tale of a nation, a planet, and a human race.

February 19, 2025
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History is written by the victor. As the story of how an eye for an eye blinded a nation, follow a first-person historical fiction through time and space on a riveting quest to rise from the ultimate patriot to the savior of the human race.

That’s it. That’s the description.

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All Is Redeemed In Truth and Light: Poetry From The Heart

February 18, 2025
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All Is Redeemed In Truth and Light: Poetry From The Heart

“Sky-Pigeon, take meeeeee!”

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Frederick Fly-Catcher

February 18, 2025
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Frederick Fly-Catcher

Cattails reflect. Nothing else does.

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