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Hamlet, Prince of Denmark: A Novel Interpretation

June 29, 2025
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Hamlet, Prince of Denmark: A Novel Interpretation

Then someone said, “Let’s do a version of Hamlet that takes out all the Shakespeare stuff that’s the only reason people still read Hamlet…”

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TAINTED JOVE: THE TAINT GALLERY – PART THREE A STORY OF LUST AND BETRAYAL

June 29, 2025
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TAINTED JOVE: THE TAINT GALLERY – PART THREE A STORY OF LUST AND BETRAYAL

I do not want to see the taint gallery. Please do not show it to me.

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Augustine

June 28, 2025
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Augustine

Not the saint; a different Augustine.

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Bay Eyes

June 28, 2025
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Bay Eyes

Wanna see the full wraparound illustration? That’s the ebook cover.

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King of Obsolete’s Ladies: Oh, How They Teased (King of Obsolete Series Book 3)

June 28, 2025
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King of Obsolete’s Ladies: Oh, How They Teased (King of Obsolete Series Book 3)

I don’t think it’s serial killer fanfic… but should it be?

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Major Bruton’s African Safari

June 27, 2025
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Major Bruton’s African Safari

Well, there it is.

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Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (Naughty Natalie Series Book 3)

June 27, 2025
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Dominatrix School: Failing Military Marriage (Naughty Natalie Series Book 3)

I don’t want to know. I really don’t.

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Prosthetic Player

June 27, 2025
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Prosthetic Player

God’s got really low standards these days. (h/t PJ)

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