Secret to Changing Your Life: How Easily You Can Reprogram Your Life by One Who has Done It
I dunno, this makes me think of “reprogramming your life” like Jacob’s Ladder.
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Secret to Changing Your Life: How Easily You Can Reprogram Your Life by One Who has Done It
I dunno, this makes me think of “reprogramming your life” like Jacob’s Ladder.
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The Shade Riders and the Dreadful Ghosts
TURN OFF YOUR FLASH. (h/t Sue)
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Bug Out Boat Survival: The Post Apocalyptic Survival Trailer Pod
Because design isn’t a survival skill.
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Gamma-Terra: A Post-Apocalyptic Novel set in Nuked Mexico
Oh, look. A mutated Chevrolet.
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The Solitary Man`s Post Apocalyptic Grid
So terribly lonely… (Note: This is a novelette, not a how-to guide.)
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The Canterbury Tales in Neverland
Yes, I considered that the cover was meant ironically. But then I decided I didn’t care.
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From a couple of weeks ago:
Mr. Shumate:
The cover you’re pushing here as authentic:
https://lousybookcovers.com/?p=11416
was fake.
The real cover can be found here:
http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6904337.Norm_Augustinus
Or here:
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/20517281-stump-humperBest,
Gertrude Silverstein, LLP
Hi Gertrude,
Thanks for writing. What do mean by “fake”? That was the cover by which it was available for sale on Amazon at the time (the page to which I linked on Amazon at the time is no longer functioning, it seems).
Mr. Shumate:
Be advised: the book cover you have posted on Lousybookcovers.com doesn’t depict the correct title: ‘Stump Hump’ is not ‘Stump Humper’ which is and always was the correct title. The image/bookcover you are presenting as genuine was illegally torrented from the actual essay and retitled (and uploaded to Amazon), and that individual was prosecuted.Gertrude Silverstein, LLP
I see. Well, thanks for the background…
Mr. Shumate:
Please understand that by posting a known counterfeit book cover that you can be prosecuted. As such, you have 72 hours to remove said cover or face legal action by this office and the publisher.Sincerely,
Gertrude Silverstein, Esq.
Gertrude,
Forgive me, but if you’re actually an attorney, you’re a lousy one.
1) You nowhere have cited any attorney-client relationship with the publisher and consequent authority to make demands on the publisher’s behalf. Heck, you don’t even identify the publisher by name.
2) You took THREE messages to me to even mention that you wanted me to take the cover down.
3) You’re asking — excuse me, THREATENING — me to take down a blog post from two and a half years ago, with no legal rationale. My blog post says that the cover in question was to a book that was for sale at Amazon at that time. Are you saying that my referencing the fact is somehow illegal?
4) There is no such thing as a “fake” or “counterfeit book cover.” The fact that the publisher of the work that the cover went to was (by your unsupported assertion) not the copyright holder of the book in question, does not give you any right to curtail the display of the cover — which was, by your own statement, NOT part of the copyrighted material in question.
5) Which is it? Are you “Gertrude Silverstein LLP” or “Gertrude Stein Esq.”? In what state are you admitted to the bar? What attorney uses a gmail account without any sort of email signature for her “official” email?
I think you better try again at this “acting like an attorney” thing, because this attempt was piss-poor.
(BTW, posing as an attorney to make legals demands constitutes “unauthorized practice of law.” That’s a for-real crime, just so you know.)