Are they ascending to perfection, or slouching toward Bethlehem? You be the judge!

• Winter Fire (original here)
• Otherworld: Luckbane (original here)
• Henry Potty and the Pet Rock (original here)
• Watercolors (original here)
• Blood of My Blood: Villere House (original here)
• The Darkening. Book One of the Gift-bearers. (original here)
• The Perfect Woman (original here)
• Demons! In My Marriage Bed (original here)
• Timeless Mist (original here)
• Investing $10K in 2013 (original here)
• Memoirs Recalled Madness (original here)
• Soulsongs, Volume 1: Exploring the Law of Attraction (original here)
• The Face in the Mirror: a transhuman identity crisis (original here)
• Road to Christmas Past (original here)
• The Great Jackalope Stampede (original here)
• Christmas Crazy (original here)
• Plunging to the Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea (original here)
• Hello, My Love! (original here)
• The Last Witch (original here)
• An Unusual Christmas, with a new title (original here)

And there’s plenty more where that came from.

We shall endeavor to persevere!

• Finding Her Feet (original here)
• Quantum: Event Horizon (original here)
• The Stonecutter (original here)
• Fervor (original here)
• Darlin’ Irish (original here)
• Gentleman of Fortune (original here)
• When Forever Ends (original here)
• Lila’s Child (original here)
• How to Find a Job Without Losing Your Damn Mind (original here)
• Make Money From Home as a Google Rater (original here)
• Splashdown: First Contact? (original here)
• Blue Moon Vegetarian (original here)
• Rescuing Ladybugs (original here)
• Maggie’s Mondays (original here)
• The Measure of a Man (original here)
• Titanian Chronicles: Journey of Destiny (original here)
• Torn From the Inside Out (original here)
• Vampire Next Door (original here)
• Blood is Thicker Than Stupidity (original here)
• Madeleine (original here)

A few gems in here, but the majority of these self-pubbers only knew that something was wrong with their covers, not what.

Whose cuisine will reign supreme? (I know that makes no sense; I’m just running out of things to type here.)

• The Truth About Terra (original here)
• Time Ripple (original here)
• When the Longships Came (original here)
• Grey Matters (original here)
• …whatever… (original here)
• The Low Carb Revolution (original here)
• Spellbound (original here)
• Gravewalkers: Dying Time (original here)
• Five Feet or Less (original here)
• Changeling Winds: Episode Two (original here)
• The Lightning Caller (original here)
• Manannan’s Magic (original here)
• My Two Selves and I (original here)
• School of the Assassins (original here)
• The Slayer Rune (original here)
• The Lost King (original here)
• The UFO Disclosure Destruction Papers (original here)
• The Auschwitz Chapter (original here)
• Snagged (original here)
• Centalpha 6: Part VI (original here)

What with the Ross Richdale re-covers (“Meet the new Ross, same as the old Ross!”), plus several other “lateral” revisions, there’s not a lot to applaud in this batch.