Maxim Darko The Greatest Gift of Evil: A Vampire Chronicle
I believe I speak for all of us when I say MAKE IT GO AWAYYY
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Lord Computesalot, Ruler of Aurora Bullyalis, and His Secret Quest to End Bullying
Asking for it, really.
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Norman Spinrad is a great writer. This is not a great cover.
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A Sharp Edged Truth: A Thomas Cole Book
So Scott Jones is the author, and Thomas Cole is the series character. You’re welcome. (Also, there should be a hyphen in “Sharp Edged,” surely?”
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I’m not saying that I will, but some commenters have encouraged me to start a side-blog for bad blurbs and book descriptions. (I actually had a Tumblog dedicated to that very thing, lo these many years ago, but I abandoned and deleted it.)
So, hypothetically, if I were to start such a blog… do you think “Blurbgatory” would be a good name?
Well, maybe the Amazon description will shed some light:
Lewis Wright is a fictional story about the life of Lewis Wright. A rich boy who always lived life to the edge, competing in extreme sports his whole life before everything comes to a halt. Looking to leave his old career behind for a new one, Lewis Wright pursues a regular life only to find himself back involved with is old lifestyle…
Oh. Well, maybe the Look Inside:
Prologue: A star is born
Culver city, California a young married couple are at a hospital. Mr. and Mrs. Wright founders of Wright Enterprises are having the biggest shock they have faced, which is having their first kid…
Thank you, I think that’s all I needed to know.
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Who can resist the appeal of “Romance and 18+ Story”?
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