Aidan (MadMan MacKeefe Series Book 2)
Photobombing punk-rocker squirrel!
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Aidan (MadMan MacKeefe Series Book 2)
Photobombing punk-rocker squirrel!
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Colorado Promise: A Sweet Historical Western Romance (The Front Range Series Book 2)
Well, SOMEBODY doesn’t look happy to (sort of) be in Colorado…
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Once upon a time, in the lost world of Morserus, there was a Pig named Ollie and a Merchant of Dreams.
Notes from the author
Morserus is a dreamlike realm where anthropomorphic animals divided among the five nations try to find their humanity in a world devoid of humans.
Each species has its own history, architecture, religion, and fashion. Each species has a human body and no tails, but their faces and figure have the traits of the animal they represent.
A Cat will have claws and all will fall to his feet. While a Dog will be muscular and will have a powerful sense of smell. If a species is bigger in our world it will be taller in this one, but not by much.
Their culture will follow the same symbiotic symbolism, Rats habitat an underground city in natural chasm called stone favelas. Pigs hoard wealth and are the bankers of the realm. The Lions ruled over all Nations, during the White Lion Dynasty, and now they are all dead.
I would tell you more, but that would spoil the adventure of going into a world, that is and is not new.
Welcome to Morserus,
That’s it. The sales copy ENDS WITH A COMMA.
The Guardians: Book One of the Restoration Series
“Skinnier! SKINNIER!!”
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To Save Two Worlds: (is twice as much fun) (Worlds Akilter Book 1)
I’ll let you make the jokes.
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The Five Knifefights You Have in the Tunnels is a fictional series of encounters between Tadgett Laborwitz and his ex-friend, Joe Baslan. Tadgett is a tortured transsexual man struggling through his own mental breakdown. His current friends, Simon and Delilah, help Tadgett film his occasional knife-wielding yelling sessions with Joe to produce a movie they plan to call Neverending Knifefight. Frequently spellbound in his inner monologue and taken in by his own hallucinations, Tadgett reveals a slow process and deep understanding of friendship and service. By the way: How did Frank Harmony die?
By the way: What the HELL are you talking about?
Hegira (The Brin Archives Book 1)
“Wait — how the hell do the rocket trails cross?”
“Don’t worry, the bigass award medallion will distract from it.”
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Catastrophe ~ A Highland Murder Most Fowl (Scottish Wildcat’s Tails Book 1)
Get it? Because cat! And fowl! And hare! And tail! AH HAHAHAHAHAMAKEITSTOP
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