This cover finds new and interesting ways to be bad.
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Warning: There are some sucker-punches in here.
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The ball is round… to call attention to the fact that the humans are squished.
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This story is a little bit different from other stories. Usually stories are about other people but this story is about you. And usually stories are made up but this story is all true. It’s about the amazing underwater adventure you had today with those bees.
I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking: I didn’t have an adventure with any bees today!
Oh yes you did! But you can’t remember because that magic flower made you forget.
Let me explain …
Yes, convincing children not to trust their own memories has always been a swell plan.
[Again, a random wittiness.]
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Taming His Heart (Cottonwood Ranch Book 2)
If only there existed, somewhere, a photograph of a woman kissing a man who’s actually wearing a cowboy hat…
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What was once broken can be repaired, what was lost-found. The living might never return, but the mergers never forget.
This is their strength and the poison that destroys them from within. Many fight, but none come back the same.
The vanguard leads from the front.
That’s the oath they made, the promise they kept and the call they will follow.
Mergers lead, death follows.
I suppose, if you’re ready to read this fifth volume, you know what the heck any of that means.
[Insert witty comment here.]
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