The Mystery Behind Mood Swing is a sweeping story of magic and determination, where one tortured soul ends up giving birth to the most advanced baby ever known to mankind. With intense non-stop action you will cheer for these two heroes as their adventures and enemies begin to pile up sky-high. Readers will “Fly on a journey never seen before meeting characters that will stay in your heart.” Author Nathaniel Monk gives no mercy to your mind or lungs so get ready to hold your breath just don’t pass out!

Yes, this is exactly the command of the English language I look for in my reading entertainment.

It’s a dark windy night as the rain pelts down hard on a Louisiana highway. Headlights appear out of a racing car. Lightning flashes across the sky revealing an ethereal shape for a split second followed by a startling thunder. Inside the car is psychic detective Ruston Bock who grasps the steering wheel tight and leans into the window. The rain cascades against the windshield like a giant shower curtain preventing him from seeing out of it. He squints trying to make out the road ahead. What lies in front of him on his journey is the deranged and eccentric Granger family. He’ll discover they hold a wealth of disturbing secrets that can help him bring a New Orleans killer to justice. Drama, action, horror, mystery, and thrills abound in this easy fun quick read.

“Easy,” “quick” and “fun” were three adjectives I was NOT thinking by the end of this paragraph.

Aspiring artist Coretta Nicholas has been trying unsuccessfully for ten years to get her paintings displayed in Manhattan. Fed up with the cut-throat competition and an uninspiring retail job, she decides to open up her own art gallery…in Italy. Leaving behind her longtime boyfriend and apartment in Greenwich Village, she builds a new life for herself in fashionable Milan. Reconnecting with an old college friend, renowned sculptor Lorenzo Fiatti, Coretta basks in romance in sun-kissed northern Italy. As her career and love life are flourishing, she hosts a champagne reception at her new gallery. When a blackout strikes, several of her paintings are stolen, while the burgeoning artist is kidnapped and held for ransom. In CHAMPAGNE DECEPTION, a sip of the bubbly leads to a nightmare of terrifying proportions…

As far as I can tell, all but the last two sentences are unnecessary backstory.