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A Christmas Caroler: A New Twist to A Christmas Carol

July 30, 2026
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A Christmas Caroler: A New Twist to A Christmas Carol

We need to get the “Christmas Carol variation” writers together with the “Pride & Prejudice variation” writers.

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Trusting My Heart With The King Of New York

July 29, 2026
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Trusting My Heart With The King Of New York

The visual equivalent of the car beside you at the traffic light whose woofers are vibrating your fillings.

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Corning Incorporated to Education: A Tale of Two Careers as Planet Earth Turns

July 29, 2026
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Corning Incorporated to Education: A Tale of Two Careers as Planet Earth Turns

Well, that certainly differs from all those careers on on a non-rotating planet!

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On The Edge Of Reality: Dream Weavers – The Mastering Of Time And Space

July 29, 2026
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On The Edge Of Reality: Dream Weavers – The Mastering Of Time And Space

Trust me, you stepped over that edge about a mile back.

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My Dog Drives A Boat

July 28, 2026
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My Dog Drives A Boat

Maybe you should have him try his hand at cover design.

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God Emperor Trump (Trump Imperium Book 1)

July 28, 2026
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God Emperor Trump (Trump Imperium Book 1)

Maybe the best God Emperor ever. Everybody says so.

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Evan The Smart Dog

July 28, 2026
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Evan The Smart Dog

Not smart enough to get out of this.

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JAKE, The Gatekeeper: of 2 Girls, 2 Cats

July 27, 2026
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JAKE, The Gatekeeper: of 2 Girls, 2 Cats

More gatekeeping, please.

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