Limo Bill the Undercover Assassin
Disowned, do you hear?! (h/t Tracy)
The rest of the covers in the series convey the same, um, artistic sensibility. (h/t James)
This cover forced my face into an entirely new expression of disgust. (h/t Sydney)
Submitter Hampton said it best:
It’s a bit more commercial there than your normal stuff, but this freaking Wordsworth Classics cover of the Aeneid looks like it should be the cover of some really bad “Ancient Greek”-style porn shot in front of a stained sheet in plastic armor.
To Prevent Clear Paths (Magical Mayhem Book 3)
I don’t know the name of the font used for the series title, so I’m gonna call it “Bleeding Pedestrian.” (h/t Nick)