It’s a LitRPG — I can only assume someone got caught in a game for the SuperNintendo.
Category - Covers
Diablo (The Gifted Ones Book 2)
“No, i can totally just paint a panther in — nobody’ll even know the difference.” (h/t Doug)
Don’t bother — I’ve already thought of (and rejected) every possible variation of “fork off,” “fork you,” “motherforker,” etc.
Mounted by the Minotaur (Monster Erotica) (Unearthly Delights Book 1)
The DSM-5 still lists paraphilia as a mental illness, right? (h/t Ian)
In the Family (The Friessens Book 9)
“Oh, crap! The client’ll be here in five minutes, and I forgot there was supposed to be something Christmassy!”