ROMANCE… PUSH THE ON BUTTON!: How To Turn Your Man Into A Romantic
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Category - Covers
HOW TO CONSTRUCT AND EMPLOY THE BARBED WIRE MINE
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Nothing at all.
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Just wait, it gets better — here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Spell is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet….
