The Witch (Dragon Eyes Book 1)
The concept of a split face is so seductive, but it works so rarely…
Hardening the Steel (Wandering Blacksmith Book 1)
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
It’s described on Amazon as “An energetic witty ride through life and love in the countryside (with a body count).” Pity none of that is apparent on the cover.
Children With No Worries: Do Children Scare you?
Not generally, but I can think of an exception. (Bonus: The Amazon sales copy starts out adequate and then degenerates into random words.)