The Cursed Phallus of Baalak-Ra: Book One In The Baalak Trilogy
You had me at “phallus.” (h/t Doug)
The Sword and the Spirit: A Vampire Slaying Novel (The Immortal Dracula series Book 3)
Hey, did someone lose a sword over here?
Adventures In The Last Frontier: A Teen’s Perspective of Perseverance & Determination
They mean Alaska. You’re welcome.
Goblin Shrub: Rise of the Harbinger
The unreadable title distracts you from the poor art, which distracts you from the title, which…
And I mean he’s THE Chicago detective.
But who will rescue the dolphins? WHO WILL RESCUE THE DOLPHINS??