A Dragon in the Forest: Book 1 in the Untethered Trilogy
Little Red Riding Blob.
Here’s the kicker: It looks like this is a Regency romance. No, seriously. Here’s the original mass-market cover:
(h/t J. Berry)
Comes Now the Plaintiff: Selected Lawsuits (and Poems)
Well, that’s some impressive self-esteem you have going there.