“Jar” is actually referring to the weird shape of the dude’s head.
Category - Covers
Make No Bones About It (A Dig Site Mystery Book 2)
A pyramid designed by a little-known Mesoamerican people called the “Derpotecs.”
Cowboy Watch (The Watchers Book 1)
Unless the book is actually about a horse who becomes a stalker. Then the cover is spot-on.
I don’t want to be unnecessarily cruel, but “cringe” is literally the illustrator’s middle name.
The Awesome Trade Adventures of Audrina: The Wobbly Table
Don’t ask her about her missing finger. Carpenters have to pay their dues.
The Adventures of Mimi and Lulu: The Fallen Star and The River Mystery
What was I saying about chromosomal damage?