And aside from all that, their aim is off.
Category - Covers
Snifflebonkers the Dog – Twas the Night Before Dogmas (Tails of Snifflebonkers The Dog)
I could save this as your lump of coal for next Christmas, but I don’t want it around here that long.
Titch the Witch is Proud to be Different: A Sweet Sincere Magic Book for Kids
Note: “Different” isn’t a virtue in itself. Demonstrated thus.
Illustrated Encyclopedia of Ancient Slavic Gods and Spirits
Look, they don’t have a huge pool of believers to draw from for skill, okay?
The Cemetery 6: Tales of Terror
“You had five minutes. You could have taken the time to switch out the subtitle/byline typeface.”
“I know, but I was too busy adding the cat eyes.”
Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, Who
Who thought this cover was a good idea.