The Treasure of the Gwaks (I, Mor-eldal Trilogy, Book 3)
And the gwaks are welcome to it.
A Parthenon on our roof: Adventures of an Anglo Greek Marriage
The book is not Cover Illustration for Dummies, alas.
Are sunglasses sufficient, or do you think welder’s goggles are in order? (h/t Ron)
Global Warning: A Lovecraftian tale spanning 160 Million Years
160,000,000 years, and this is the best you could come up with?