The Girl from Brittia (Women of the Dark Ages)
Oh, Wolfie, no…
Note: If you have published a book cover with the words “Adult Thriller” right in a prepubescent girl’s crotch, you are a bad person.
Oh, you weren’t drinking a beverage, were you? (Bonus: The description is a perfect complement to the cover.)
Clean Regency Romance: Not So Sweet Maria (Sisters By Marriage Book 1)
It’s a clever idea. The only problem is it doesn’t work.