Scrapbooking: You’re doing it wrong.
Category - Covers
Oink and Gobble and the Men in Black
Quick — how many of those awards have you heard of, outside of this site? (h/t Marc)
Voices in the Dark: A Pride and Prejudice Variation
Oh, look. More Pride and Prejudice fanfic with a bad cover.
How nightmarish. “Novel!” (Also, check out how long the Amazon description takes to get to something interesting.)