Category - Covers

Until the Stars Cease to Shine

February 15, 2016

Until the Stars Cease to Shine

Or until indie publishers cease to use bad covers — whichever comes first.

The Song of the Mermaid

February 15, 2016

The Song of the Mermaid

“Gee, I’m not sure our seashore image is seashorey enough. How about we throw in a big-ass shell?”

Hounds of Basalt Ville

February 14, 2016

Hounds of Basalt Ville

Pick. A. Style.

Love’s Last Hope

February 14, 2016

Love’s Last Hope

Please do not star at the urinating man.

When the Heart Breaks

February 14, 2016

When the Heart Breaks

Offered without comment, except my headshake and sigh. (note: THAT GUY AGAIN.)

The Admiral’s Daughter

February 13, 2016

The Admiral’s Daughter

Yeah, gotta make room for all that… black space.

Vendetta

February 13, 2016

But stretching one image one direction and the other one the other direction evens them out, right?

Called to Duty

February 13, 2016

This contender for “Male Model on Most Bad Self-Published Covers” is still alive and well, I see.