The BOG: King of the Swamp (Spooky things at a distance series Book 1)
Is this supposed to make any sort of sense?
Category - Covers
All of the covers in this series are similarly horrible. Branding, I suppose. (h/t Tuula)
Phantom Menace (Biohackers Book 2)
What better way to warn potential readers of the quality they’ll find?
Karma Chameleon (Renaissance 2.0: Carnival of Characters, Crusades, and Causes)
I also like that the given title only barely intersects with the words on the cover.
“I think this stock photo I found will work perfectly for your book cover.”
“Terrific! Let’s just put this image of desk stuff on top of the upper half, and we’ll be ready!”
“What? But I –”
“I WANT THE DESK STUFF DON’T TRY TO STOP ME”
