Category: Blurbs

BLURB: Amazing – I’m on Amazon

You have a book in you, you can’t get it out. This is the guide to writing, editing, typesetting, layout, designing, putting your book on Amazon, and elsewhere. A guide to putting your book online, getting it printed – even printers who will do ONE copy, and how to start marketing your book. Dr. Jay Polmar works with author’s every day helping them get on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kindle, Nook, Apple, and in catalogs and bookstore.

You can tell he’s a professional because he “works with author’s.”

 

BLURB: All Outcomes Are Acceptable

This book was inspired by true events. The narrator is a contrived character called “I” who often mistakes himself as separate from the Universe, God, or whatever. In this book, I infiltrate factory schooling, take many benzos, make $1 million, eat a rattlesnake, battle AGI drones, and live with Amish people.

What focuses the mind is love, survival, and delusions of grandeur.

I (the “I” that is me) have no idea what you just said.

The Fantastic Trips of a Cosmic Angel

The Fantastic Trips of a Cosmic Angel

Point #1: I think what we’re looking at is the posterior of a young lady in a bikini bottom, sitting athwart her suitor’s lap.

Point #2: Here’s the description

Context-Medicine-Compilation-Expressionism-Impressionism-Creation-Space A Literary-Poetry collage, mosaic, multi-dimensional fractals, memes, Critical thinking- concepts, interpretation, magical*holograms, mixing, graffiti, meditation, synchronicity~Dialectic spells are left outside Rumi’s flower garden of natural free bliss. Darkness is leveraged by art, light into Cosmic Consciousness vibration~

BLURB: The Luckiest Man on the Planet: And the Real Live Alien Earth Angels

The Luckiest Man On The Planet is about a man in his early thirties and his metal detector.
Treasure hunting on vacation one morning, he unearths the greatest discovery ever found and proceeds to authenticate it with the help of several friends and associates.

Before long, The Dream Team emerges with a dozen or so members determined to rid the world of offensive military weapons using their unique and powerful alien technologies. But not without enjoying their beloved 50s rock and roll with tons of romance, science, intrigue, and unending humor on practically every page.

You will never forget the fun times in this book because much of it really happened and many of the characters were real people. You will also come to love the fictional characters as Mr. Suits did in the years it took to write this bookEnjoy.

I’ve forgotten many things that really happened, though. Checkmate!