Category - Blurbs

BLURB: MY OBITS

My latest batch of musings, essays, rants, song parodies, dialogues, faux-poems, and poems. There’s something here for everyone: history, biography, social commentary, current events, sports, music, schmaltz, and no shortage of dick jokes. However, if you believe the First Amendment is frivolous, or you’re an active member of the Taliban, this collection may not be for you.

“You know who else doesn’t like my jokes? THE TALIBAN, THAT’S WHO!”

BLURB: Einstein: Distorted By Gravity: A New Theory Of Gravity

Erik Lovin has a BSc in physics and is the publisher of nine books. Three of his books search for possible mistakes in Einstein’s theory of relativity.

Erik helps hundreds of followers find answers on his Quora account and publishes firsthand content about “Science in Your Life” on his website, https://lovinthings.com/.

His free content is prolific and often contradicts established theories. This book examines the force of gravity, where it comes from, and what causes gravity. Confusion about quantum mechanics prevents us from finding gravity’s hidden force.

If you are curious, you will find information about gravity that your friends and coworkers will envy, making you a source of knowledge and expertise in your social circles. Buy this book to know the source of gravity, which isn’t available elsewhere. If you are still trying to decide, follow Erik in his weekly newsletter to know that this book understands gravity and explains why Einstein’s theory is distorted.

This description is meant to instill confidence, and does the opposite.

BLURB: Love Should Have Brought You Home

A pastor attends a picnic and his world turns into a twilight zone. After he was tricked by a sexual diva he misses a day of life. Being drugged, he experiences the most traumatic adventure ever written in one book.

He enters a time zone where he’s 20 years behind and now facing a struggle with his religious beliefs which are interrupted with tortured sexual encounters he despises. Will being sold at the auction block open a door for escape?

Not knowing how his day will end he takes a chance on falling to sleep and awakening to more fear. Trying to ignore his outer body experience he his entangled with an inner body dilemma.

This book is not suitable for children and will take you to the edge as an adult.

I have no idea what’s going on.