Category - Blurbs

BLURB: CROSSING ZERO – A Thriller

She has it…They want it, and they will do anything to get it.

Crossing Zero is a compelling page-turner with ever-increasing suspense. Kelly Sanborn has something of extreme value, which competing forces will do anything to obtain. When Kelly’s eleven-year-old son’s life is in danger, the unimaginable happens…An unforgettable twist propels this thriller in a stunning new direction as it races toward an electrifying conclusion.

Vague-blurbing.

 

BLURB: Free Ideas For Video Game Things

“It’s a secret to everybody.” In this public domain book you will find hundreds of ideas for new video game things. Ideas for controllers, consoles, gimmicks, but most of all ideas to put into new video games. This is a handwritten book containing helpful drawings for those ideas. This book is of free use with or without credit.

It’s like a game designer getting trapped elevator with a fanboy who’s got all these “great” ideas, but also, the designer pays for it!

BLURB: Mystical Knight Of Light: A collection of poems

An infinity of inner peace and balance rest upon the integrity of the way of the warrior knight. Through walking in love and wisdom our glorified supernatural body will blossom in faith and rectitude as a child of light. Through the grace of the Holy Spirit, as we walk as one with the spirit of truth, Bushido is the way of the warrior knight. This is my crest and the path I choose to follow. The one and only promise I have given to the Holiest Spirits, our Divine Father. T.M. Kolt (Tony the Mystical Knight of Light)

Thank you, Tony, for warning us ahead of time that you don’t know what a poem is.

BLURB: Tom, Dick and Harry

Timintootal is the third biggest town in the Southwest of Caledonia and until nineteen-sixty-four it was open farmland surrounding an ancient village on the road north between Knapsdaile and Glenfinnan, Caledonia’s biggest city.
After many years of spectacular growth, what was once quite the mouthful for its many visitors to say it was shortened, by the local inhabitants, to simply Timintootal and it’s in this colourful part of Caledonia that the story begins.

To reiterate, the description doesn’t actually get as far as telling us anything about the story itself.

BLURB: Aiden and Lexi

‘And before you ask, I had a very comprehensive background check done so yes I know all about your quirky wee ways…. so are you in or out?’ but what neither Aiden nor Lexi knew was that they were about to step into the unknown but would they survive to tell the tale?

This author is a treasure.