Category - Blurbs

BLURB: On The Universal Mobility Of Individuality, – By Means Of Natural Entanglement: The (LINE) Hypothesis: Life Instantiated By Natural Entanglement

The next fertile undiscovered frontier of science is the study of how the individual (you) naturally inhabit this universe. This topic speaks to the really interesting question of how any living individual came to be where you are in the form that you are. Consciousness, self-awareness, sentience are evolved attributes had by very few forms of life in Earths’ ecosystem, yet all are just as alive in nature. Such attributes cannot be relevant to either natures’ fundamental implementation of life, to being alive, or to experience. These attributes may enhance experience as they evolve in more complex hosts or species, but the phenomena which establish an instance of life likely brings no experience at all. The universal mobility of individuality is made evident by recent discoveries which describe a cosmos with an abundance of planetary solar systems of which Earths’ solar system is but one. The LINE hypothesis is a groundbreaking complement to Darwins’ seminal insights and builds upon existing scientific principles and leverages logic, reason, and evidence to describe the natural mechanisms by which nature implements and distributes life and individuality throughout nature.

I have a suspicions that this makes sense only to the author (and maybe not even him).

BLURB: Crooked

This book is about life. To describe it with a single metaphor would be like putting the universe into a single equation. It is not all that feasible. With how complex it is, everyone’s always trying to figure everything out, their minds kicking up dust as they run and run. But when they sit and breathe, the dust settles, and they see what was right in front of them all along. The chapters explain this meditation perspective and some of its applications. Picture this: if you’re living in the fast lane, everything is a blur outside your vehicle’s window. It is hard to appreciate those simple things if you do not slow down. Discover how the empty mind dwarfs the open mind.

196 pages of this? Shut up and take my money!

BLURB: 12 Cookies of Christmas

12 Cookies of Christmas, is a cookie cookbook for all ages. You will experience well written recipes with directions and pictures of each cookie. The more in-depth directions show step by step pictures to help guide you on your cookie making voyage. Holiday traditions are a MUST and I love creating them and sharing history about mine, with you, as to inspire you to do the same! I believe in writing cookbooks that are for everyone. The cookies I have showcased in these recipes have been used in many kitchens around the globe. Cookies are meant to taste good, be fun, and plant “memory seeds.” If you take a moment to reflect on the cookies that you had as a child you will recall the place you were, who you were with, and what events took place around you. It is amazing how impactful one little cookie can be. The cookies that you remember may not have been Christmas cookies at all, but Christmas is a great time of year to make lots of different types of cookies to share with those you love and appreciate.

It continues in the same vein (and in the same paragraph), for over 500 more words.

Nature”s Miracle: Health Series Book 3

Nature”s Miracle: Health Series Book 3

Yep, that’s a double quote used as an apostrophe.  The blurb’s pretty sweet, too:

This food is our first meal if we are breast feed. From what I have read this food that is Nature’s Miracle and seems to help so many health concerns and provides much energy. It sure has gave me more energy and has helped me in others ways also. There are several reasons why this product is superior to other products that are the same food. Learn about how it helps repair our DNA, is a mood enhancer, is good for cancer, is good for leaky gut, athletics are using it. and much more. This is a must read eBook for health.

BLURB: It’s A STORM WITHOUT GOD… IT’S THE PERFECT JOURNEY WHEN YOU KNOW THE NAME OF JESUS IS GUARANTEED!!!: MY LIFE TESTIMONY: There’s NO excuse to not be who you want to be… GOD’S SO GREAT!!!

Hey! My name is Larry Taylor, I’m 29 years old, born in Cleveland Ohio. I would like to share with you a little of my story. In 2012, the doctors told my family and I, that I only had 48 hours to live… BUT GOD!!! In 2013, I had a house fire, and my family and I lost everything… But God!!! In 2016, I Had brain surgery, and was diagnose with brain cancer… But God!!! 2018, I’m an inventor, I’ve created 4 business plans, I’m an Author, I’m a deans list student, I’m a 2018 college graduate, I’M A SURVIVOR!!! GOD’S SO GREAT!!! I’m currently working on my prototype for my first invention and getting my patents/copyrights, working on promoting my book I just published in September 2018, working on my business plans, working on finding a team to prosper with, and thanking GOD EVERYDAY!!! On this journey I’ve learned a lot and connected with a lot of great people that has helped me out tremendously. I’m ready to bring my story out to the world to show GOD’S GLORY!!! I really could use some help on promoting my book and getting to the next level! He’s that little bit of hope, when your backs’ against the ropes, YO I made it(THANK YOU JESUS!!!), he’s the Worlds’ greatest(THANK YOU JESUS!!!). I just asked the lord to help me… GODS’ SO GREAT!!! I just said in the name of JESUS… GODS’ SO GREAT!!!GOD used my health problems to pull me out of the real storm, the storm/battle against myself; I was fighting and drowning myself… BUT GOD!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!! my health problems was nothing compared to what i was doing to myself. God allowed me to see why I went through everything I did as a kid, teen, and a younger adult! Just know NO matter what you go through, GOD IS GUARANTEED!!!

Just imagine 70 pages of this.

BLURB: Kaleidoscope

Kaleidoscope is a collection of thoughts, memories, and emotions in the form of art and poetry bound together to tell the story that many people go through as they embark on the journey of finding themselves. Each page is it’s own testimony of love, heartbreak, trauma, and survival, painting a picture of community through individual experiences.

If you say this appeals to you, I’ll say you’re lying.

BLURB: Nowhere to Run: A Bite Size Paranormal Romance – Book One

Megan is special, she’s magic. Living in Newark New Jersey, working as an IT consultant she is hiding a terrible secret. Hiding from the people that hunt her for her powerful abilities, hiding from her past…. until one day she comes face to face with pure evil. And instead of hiding, her true nature and magic puts her in the middle and places her life in danger.

Punctuation, for Pete’s sake.

BLURB: Loose Threads: Cool Assassins 1

“Loose Threads” is NOT for the squeamish or prudish. The narrative delves into controversial topics and contrary viewpoints.

Ooh, no thanks. I only enjoy novels which tell me exactly what I already think.