Category - Blurbs

BLURB: A Brief Illustrated Guide to Understanding Islam

This book is specifically written for non-Muslims to help them better understand Islam. Some of the topics in this book are: – Evidence that Islam is a true religion. – Proofs that the Qur’an is the literal word of God. – Scientific miracles in the Qur’an with scientific illustrations. – Why Muhammad is truly a prophet sent by God? – Some benefits of Islam. – General information on Islam. – Pillars of faith. – Correction of some misconceptions about Islam. – The status of women in Islam. – What Islam says about terrorism. Features of the book: 43 illustrations (39 in color); 76 colorful pages on glossy, coated, 115 gm paper; Laminated 350 gm cover; High quality printing; More than 375,000 copies have been printed.

I don’t think those contents are what people expect when they see that title. (Also, doesn’t the combination of “illustrated” and “Islam” earn you a fatwa?)

HeteroSexual Chaos

HeteroSexual Chaos

It’s a toss-up whether the cover is worse than the blurb. (h/t Aurora)

Twenty-four Poetic Short Stories embedded with sparks of life drama and humor, about relationships. They can get really messy.

Think through a box, rather than its outside, understanding life fully; with both an inside and outside perspective. Why restrict your subconscious? Good luck, you need it.

BLURB: Immortal Law of Consciousness Creation: Lawsuit Against the Creator God

Immortal Law of Consciousness Creation, Lawsuit Against the Creator God, can be considered as the deepest esoteric information and truth in existence. This book, contains an explanation of Immortal Law in the greatest detail possible. This information does not exist within any other book or website; nothing even slightly compares to the truth of Immortal Law. It is truly groundbreaking, new information that exists no where else, because I have spent years to build this wisdom from the ground up. I spent years thinking about Immortal Law; discovering all that would be the necessary guideline laws to achieve immortality for all of consciousness.
Immortal Law dictates that the the only way for consciousness to be created is within the highest of moral standards; in order to prevent the possibility of pain, suffering, death, enslavement, or any form of evil against consciousness.

Five bucks, and all this could be yours.

BLURB: East Beach

Rod a demobbed Navy officer finds himself alone in a new flat he bought for married life with a girl who left him for another man. As a background to this he joins a small local sailing club and finds a friend with another bachelor called Bill. Lonely and frustrated he falls in with Rose a rich nymphomaniac who owns a large luxury yacht. While she is sexy, demanding and beautiful she is dominated by her sadistic Captain who she and Rob have to avoid,

Yeah, that sentence ended in a comma, but there was no way I was going to post another paragraph. (h/t Sydney)

BLURB: The Submarine Full of Bees: A Bedtime Story For Kids Aged 5 to 10

This story is a little bit different from other stories. Usually stories are about other people but this story is about you. And usually stories are made up but this story is all true. It’s about the amazing underwater adventure you had today with those bees.
I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking: I didn’t have an adventure with any bees today!
Oh yes you did! But you can’t remember because that magic flower made you forget.
Let me explain …

Yes, convincing children not to trust their own memories has always been a swell plan.

BLURB: On the War Path (Maraukian War Book 5)

What was once broken can be repaired, what was lost-found. The living might never return, but the mergers never forget.

This is their strength and the poison that destroys them from within. Many fight, but none come back the same.

The vanguard leads from the front.

That’s the oath they made, the promise they kept and the call they will follow.

Mergers lead, death follows.

I suppose, if you’re ready to read this fifth volume, you know what the heck any of that means.

BLURB: I Love You. I’m Sorry.: I’m Sorry. I Love You

These five simple words can take us on a journey to worlds, times, environments, and instances beyond our physical boundaries, but not beyond the expansive plain of our emotions.
As emotive beings we can twist and churn, alter and burn the very meanings and intentions of pure desires. This collection of novellas transports the reader through those turns whether they are brutal, exciting, exploratory or decadent to a richness and understanding of ‘love’ that casts a revelatory shadow on such simple words.

I was going to post this for the cover until I saw the blurb.