Category - Blurbs

BLURB: My True Story

You don’t know me and might never do, but why does the book appear to revolve around myself?

This’ not an autobiography, but an esoteric-packed, true experiences of the author and introductory part of the other materials that follow this one; Celebrity SyndromeThe Lie You Live InThe New Day.

Take your time to grasp and decode the many esoteric phrases and words encoded in the material since they contain hints to the truth and reality as we perceive it.

“…..NO ONE truly owns The World as many assume, only being in charge of its operations…….What if I told you that you’re not as normal as you think you are?”

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Somehow, I have nothing to say.

If You Could

If You Could

It was a toss-up whether to feature this “suspense thriller” for its cover or its blurb:

Ed Shaw has a unique talent he wants to use for the good of people.
Instead he becomes a gambler, drunk, feeds money to the Russian Mafia and IRA, cheats his way through college and is an FBI informant.
He finally turns things around, almost.

BLURB: SHE DAZZLED NEW YORK (Swan Police Department)

An attractive single woman with an intriguing personality said, “Don’t look, you may see something you should not.” Swinging her leg up and over the saddle of a policeman’s horse. From there the officer would ride her thru 1950’s New York, its Times Square, Broadway Theatres, over to gaze from up high Bergdorf Goodman display windows and onto The Empire State Building. Evening, they dined in the Plaza Hotel Oak Room.
Her name, Balalaika, being a Russian Aristocrat, had two sisters, Violin and Clarinet. They opened a Fifth Ave Jewelry Shop. We all know how dicey that would be.

I think this just failed the Turing Test.

BLURB: Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles Book 1)

She was supposed to cure the Coronavirus.
Instead… she fell in love with it.

Dr Alexa Ashingtonford is a part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating Coronavirus. Little did she know she would end up falling in love with it, in this steamy viral-erotica.

Kissing Coronavirus is a steamy tale about forbidden love and dark desires come to life.

The book is M.J. Edwards debut book, and is her attempt at trying to pay the bills following her job loss. Check her out on Twitter @MJEdwardsAuthor

The “book” is 15 pages, and I fear the bills will remain unpaid. (h/t Hitch)

 

BLURB: THE CLOUD: Upload information – download annihilation

Young Adult sci-fi: Upload information….Download ANNIHILATION: The reader is embroiled in a World that shifts from one of normality, to a place where ‘the cloud’ can think for itself. A place where decisions are made without a hint of ethics. Equipped with every piece of information ever uploaded it begins to control populations who now wear implants connecting them to the internet: plunging humanity into a fatal game of algorithms. Cayden and Stella must save mankind, but they may have to leave Earth to do it.

Oh look, there are actually characters mentioned in the last sentence!