Category - Blurbs

BLURB: NOAH,NIMROD AND THE NATIONS: NIMROD IDENTIFIED AND DEMYSTIFIED TODAY

The economy of the book of Genesis is well explored and expounded concerning Noah’s generational escape from the deluge. This book concisely elucidates the flood, post-flood phenomena and the Antediluvian activities. The Sumerian Kings age discrepancies was resolved years ago as ancient Mesopotamia grandiose culture assumes their kings as Demi-gods ,thus ascribing the Sars/saro numbers as base number which results into extreme long years reign. This book evaluates the mathematical solution to the mythical long reign years and offers vivid proves of the actual years through calculation. The ancient assumption of the Sumerian and the imbibition of supposed numerical divinity peculiar to regal function and long reign are well dealt with from archaeological texts and evidences.

There’s lots more, but do you really need it?

BLURB: Another World

In “Another World” I have travelled to the immeasurably corners of the universe to create an imaginary conclusion to Marion’s story looks using my experience in Theology to create a different outlook from the ones often seen.

There’s more to it, but really, what more do you need to know?

BLURB: inspiration

Company spaceship sent to ‘unlock’ Library on Mercury to answer: How life arrived on Earth? But. Are Holy Records true or not? A galaxy awaits! Meet the coolest android & also read the strangest love story between a man and a “woman” of all time.

Especially written for fans of. Non-standard punctuation!

BLURB: The Dragon (Psychological Fairy Tale for Teens)

The text of this fairy tale was found as a manuscript, near a very old oak, while traveling through the endless fields and forests of Britain. The tale was written in several ancient European languages, alternating between each from one sentence to the next without any apparent logic, though there was probably some fabulous meaning hidden in it. The last sentences were written in modern Russian.

Translators and linguists easily translated the manuscript, and, after reading the fairy tale, one teenaged girl painted pictures for it. But all this was probably not in such way, and perhaps everything had happened completely in another way….

Whereas the last sentence in the description was written in complete gobbledygook. (Bonus: Read the single review.) (h/t Paul)

BLURB: Professionally Provocative

A compilation of stories and events from my life, this memoir will give you an inside look at a seemingly perfect life. While online my life may appear to be a dream come true – full of traveling, shopping, parties, and exotic cars – there is a whole other side that I have yet to tell. From my early childhood to college and beyond, Professionally Provocative covers the darkest moments of my past as well as my aspirations and hopes for the future.

Um… who are you?

BLURB: My Life Story, Through My Eyes

is no doubt, a name that you have never read or heard of during your life time. Reuel N. Prinzing is not someone that has been in the limelight or public eye. So why should you read this book? Every person has interesting stories to tell about events that have happened in their life. The problem is most families do not keep historical records so the knowledge of events and stories are soon lost forever. Chapter one begins with a brief history of Reuel’s ancestors, starting with his great grandparents, immigrating to America from Germany in 1854. Chapter two begins with the date of Reuel’s birth, on May 6, 1934. Reuel was born, in Faribault, Minnesota, during the “Great Depression.” His childhood was spent in very humble surroundings. Agreeing with the time old saying, “One picture is worth a thousand words,” the book has an average of fourteen photographs in each of it’s thirty-two chapters. Many wonderful and interesting things happened to Reuel along his journey through life. You will find “My Life Story, Though My Eyes” a very interesting story as you journey along with Reuel N. Prinzing through the first seventy-seven years of his life.

Somehow, nothing I say…

BLURB: Yeshua Unveiled Books of Wisdom Prepare E Books: Master Yeshua’s Heavenly Revelations for the Troubled Times – A Way to God

Heavenly Spiritual Knowledge, Wisdom and Understanding that was promised and given by The Master Yeshua, who said his name was incorrectly Romanized to “Jesus” which weakened the spiritual power of His name to be used by believers. It does not compare to the power of His true birth name “Yeshua.”. Warnings, Advice, Revelations were personally given during OOBE or spirit communion to several beings on Earth, who were asked to relay His Message to any soul who desires to hear it. That is any Soul who wills to overcome Selfishness, Hatred, Ignorance, Lies & Deceptions, that takes a soul into the road of sorrow and pain, and away from true life and harmony with the Supreme Creator. The comprehensive knowledge of human beings, angels, demons and the Source of All Life that is called God is explored and the path to what is now called Salvation, Liberation and /or Transcendence is revealed to anyone who desires to know and walk that way to True Freedom. As foretold: You shall know the Truth and the Truth shall set you FREE.
TRUTH & PURE LOVE ARE THE WAY TO GOD.

Plus, if you put the accent on the wrong syllable, YOU GO TO HELL.

BLURB: Space Between Us

An outcast boy learns just what an outsider he really is, and a world that’s put to the test when it learns the same.

327 pages, and that’s the entire description. (h/t Nick)