Category - Blurbs

WHAT IF YOU’RE A SENTIENT SPACECRAFT who wants to be more than an intelligent weapon to implement government policy? Do you partner with another by-the-book sentinel like the one you just lost to your enemies or gamble on someone different, even if they are a middle-aged dad from a primitive world called Earth? And can you learn to work with him before your enemies kill billions?

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I already hate “What if” book descriptions, but this one is worst than most. Especially when it bludgeons the subjunctive mood in the first sentence.

When will my sister learn that I am Grandma’s favourite. Inmy latest Children’s Blockbuster Picture Book. You will quickly find your children enjoying a picture of some of the frictions, chaos and feuds experienced by a child in there daily life. This rich literary filled book is engaging and reflects on kids behavours and attitudes. It’s genuinely fun and filled with laughter.It is brilliantly written book that had to be unlocked only by a child.This unique Children’s Novel is ideal for Birthdays, Gifts and presents. It’s so true that Parents and grandma’s buy the best presents.This book is a publication that any child would enjoy. It isparked with plenty of laughter, Childhoodness and a complete senseof belonging. Well children are very savvy these days, you can’t get them the same presents every year because they will soon get bored. Children build up a treasure trove of memories which serves as a reservoir of bank for them to dip in and out of. They remember the presents, and the tiny little tasks that parents give them.

“I wonder why my book isn’t selling.”

Fiction for young bankers and aspiring bankers
Bankers! – Relive your challenges and moments as a banker through short stories of young bankers and discover how you can excel in service and sales.
Aspiring Bankers! – The journey through the lives of the young bankers will help you prepare yourself for a banking career.
You can enjoy the stories as is, or consider it case study based learning with situations unique to banking sector.

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Banker. Banker banking. Banker. Banking?

Historians will look back on the early 21st Century as the moment when mankind became interstellar.

Sheila Welch wanted to scrub her entire experiment.

396 pages, and that’s the ENTIRE description.

An award winning, macabre compilation of bizarre and ponderous tales featuring a Twist within. Fifteen are a combination of Supernatural, Horror, Science-fiction, Occult, Paranormal, Fantasy, and Adventure with two additional tales based on real-life experiences. It will be the best short story collection you have ever read – guaranteed.

The hubris is strong with this one.

Lee Hunnicutt is
The Internationally Unknown Author

Lee is a native Texan who has lived in New Braunfels for the last twenty four years. He is a veteran who served three years in the Army, two of those years in the 8th Special Forces Airborne.
He has written two time travel books, “The Travelers” and “The Travelers Book 2”, that begin in 1970 Panama Canal Zone and end up in 1870 Colorado.
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And the rest of the blurb is praise from Amazon readers.

As you walk through the journey of life, your life is in a chronicle that demonstrates the history behind your stories whether in the right path or in the wrong path of life toward a certain purpose. Everybody has a common desire which is the ability to own self-will and to own right to his/her right without been oppress by anyone else. Reading through the chronicles of wisdom will open your inner mind and your inner eyes for a right and good relationship with the spheres of your influence to the kind of life your desire. Hey, everybody long for freedom, everybody long for happiness, everybody long for a good and perfect relationship that will enhance good communication skills between community of people group. Remember that you own your right that is not equal to anybody else, that’s why you are created differently by God.

So, an entire book of that.

In a world over-saturated with superheroes, the superhero narrative has become all too familiar.
Time to change that.

Super-0 does not feature chiseled abs nor strong role models, neither super villains nor superheroes. It features everyday people who are suddenly given not so everyday abilities.

How will they cope?

Yeah, that hasn’t been done before… except in the TV series Heroes in 2006… or maybe in George R.R. Martin’s Wild Cards anthology series beginning in 1987… or Marvel’s New Universe in 1986… or…