Category: Blurbs

BLURB: SHE DAZZLED NEW YORK (Swan Police Department)

An attractive single woman with an intriguing personality said, “Don’t look, you may see something you should not.” Swinging her leg up and over the saddle of a policeman’s horse. From there the officer would ride her thru 1950’s New York, its Times Square, Broadway Theatres, over to gaze from up high Bergdorf Goodman display windows and onto The Empire State Building. Evening, they dined in the Plaza Hotel Oak Room.
Her name, Balalaika, being a Russian Aristocrat, had two sisters, Violin and Clarinet. They opened a Fifth Ave Jewelry Shop. We all know how dicey that would be.

I think this just failed the Turing Test.

BLURB: Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles Book 1)

She was supposed to cure the Coronavirus.
Instead… she fell in love with it.

Dr Alexa Ashingtonford is a part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating Coronavirus. Little did she know she would end up falling in love with it, in this steamy viral-erotica.

Kissing Coronavirus is a steamy tale about forbidden love and dark desires come to life.

The book is M.J. Edwards debut book, and is her attempt at trying to pay the bills following her job loss. Check her out on Twitter @MJEdwardsAuthor

The “book” is 15 pages, and I fear the bills will remain unpaid. (h/t Hitch)

 

BLURB: THE CLOUD: Upload information – download annihilation

Young Adult sci-fi: Upload information….Download ANNIHILATION: The reader is embroiled in a World that shifts from one of normality, to a place where ‘the cloud’ can think for itself. A place where decisions are made without a hint of ethics. Equipped with every piece of information ever uploaded it begins to control populations who now wear implants connecting them to the internet: plunging humanity into a fatal game of algorithms. Cayden and Stella must save mankind, but they may have to leave Earth to do it.

Oh look, there are actually characters mentioned in the last sentence!

BLURB: I am GoD: Indigenous (Creation Book 3)

Dear Reader,
In memory of my mother, and with love for those I know who are at this very moment suffering from multiple sclerosis, I have decided to donate all the money I earn from the sales of any of the ‘I am GoD’ books (Connecting, Revelations, and Indigenous) for one month, starting on the 15th of March until the 15th of April.
This is not intended to be a promotional stunt but simply a nice way to make my writing feel like it is worthwhile.
For those of you in doubt of my honesty, (and I do not blame anyone of you for this, I would probably want some proof myself) There will be a screenshot of my Amazon Royalty account available at: blog.edward-holden.com.
The first will be made before the 15th of March 2021, and the second, from the 14th of April 2021, revealing all sales during this period.
The final sum will be then transferred to the Rocky Mountain MS Center. Again, confirmation of this will be added to my blog.
And why exactly this charity?
As I mentioned above, I have a dear friend who has recently been diagnosed with this dreadful disease; this was her choice.
Simple.

I guess the readers of the previous two volumes don’t need to be told anything about WHAT THIS BOOK IS ACTUALLY ABOUT.

BLURB: The Adventures of a Small Child, at Orly Airport

A boy of 2 years old, toddles about an Airport which is invaded
A Vast invasion of supernatural form comes to Orly.
It is explained, isn’t a mystery, the supernatural comes there,
while the toddling boy of only 2 is possessed, and likes the experience.

And somehow I know all that I need to know.