Category - Blurbs

BLURB: The Man Who Never Was

In 1986, Derwenthaugh Coke Works was closed and demolition work began. A strange discovery halts the regeneration plans. As there is no obvious explanation as to why the various artefacts should be there, the police become involved. The only clue which offers any progress points to events which took place many years ago. Just when a young police officer thinks she has seen something similar to one of the objects, and a new line of inquiry looms, higher authority descends on the investigation. The intrigue thickens.

Vague intrigue, but intrigue nonetheless.

BLURB: Last Bull at Raymond

A gifted young Shaman is trying to protect a friend and solve the mysterious disappearances of young women.

Jedidiah Fox is 6’7”, and strikingly unusual in appearance, some would say ugly, especially his own people. He is best friends with Morgan Miller, a socially outcast brain-damaged cowboy. When strange circumstances twist Morgan into a life-altering situation, Jedidiah and his grandfather, the Chief, have to guide him safely through situations that even they have little experience with. At the same time, they have to try and recover what has been stolen from Morgan and keep him safe from those who have wanted him dead for many years…

It keeps going on like this for a couple of paragraphs, but TL;DR.

BLURB: Spirit of the Season

“Share the joy, keep the secret!”

Spirit of the Season is the incredible story of one man’s selfless journey to achieve the impossible.

Set in the realistic and earthy environment of 18th-century England, Brian Lamont’s startling narrative also refers to some of the darker aspects of the Industrial Revolution and introduces the reader to a host of colourful characters, who are brimming with old-world charm.

As mid-winter approaches, there unfolds a humorous, moving and powerfully uplifting festive tale – for everyone.

An ideal Christmas gift!

And vagueness of the season to you, too.

BLURB: Saabrina

WHAT IF YOU’RE A SENTIENT SPACECRAFT who wants to be more than an intelligent weapon to implement government policy? Do you partner with another by-the-book sentinel like the one you just lost to your enemies or gamble on someone different, even if they are a middle-aged dad from a primitive world called Earth? And can you learn to work with him before your enemies kill billions?

I already hate “What if” book descriptions, but this one is worst than most. Especially when it bludgeons the subjunctive mood in the first sentence.

BLURB: Happy Birthday Daughter

When will my sister learn that I am Grandma’s favourite. Inmy latest Children’s Blockbuster Picture Book. You will quickly find your children enjoying a picture of some of the frictions, chaos and feuds experienced by a child in there daily life. This rich literary filled book is engaging and reflects on kids behavours and attitudes. It’s genuinely fun and filled with laughter.It is brilliantly written book that had to be unlocked only by a child.This unique Children’s Novel is ideal for Birthdays, Gifts and presents. It’s so true that Parents and grandma’s buy the best presents.This book is a publication that any child would enjoy. It isparked with plenty of laughter, Childhoodness and a complete senseof belonging. Well children are very savvy these days, you can’t get them the same presents every year because they will soon get bored. Children build up a treasure trove of memories which serves as a reservoir of bank for them to dip in and out of. They remember the presents, and the tiny little tasks that parents give them.

“I wonder why my book isn’t selling.”

BLURB: Hello Banker !: Insights from the stories of young bankers

Fiction for young bankers and aspiring bankers
Bankers! – Relive your challenges and moments as a banker through short stories of young bankers and discover how you can excel in service and sales.
Aspiring Bankers! – The journey through the lives of the young bankers will help you prepare yourself for a banking career.
You can enjoy the stories as is, or consider it case study based learning with situations unique to banking sector.

Banker. Banker banking. Banker. Banking?

BLURB: SHEILA’S BURDEN: The Dawn of the Interstellar Age (The Quanticy Series Book 1)

Historians will look back on the early 21st Century as the moment when mankind became interstellar.

Sheila Welch wanted to scrub her entire experiment.

396 pages, and that’s the ENTIRE description.

BLURB: Twisted All to Hell

An award winning, macabre compilation of bizarre and ponderous tales featuring a Twist within. Fifteen are a combination of Supernatural, Horror, Science-fiction, Occult, Paranormal, Fantasy, and Adventure with two additional tales based on real-life experiences. It will be the best short story collection you have ever read – guaranteed.

The hubris is strong with this one.