Category - Blurbs

BLURB: SPRING BREAK IN BAHAMAS WITH A GANGSTA

Justice Flitch and her boyfriend Andrew’s relationship has been rocky for a while now. Complaining to Andrew for months that she needs more from him, his head is too deep into his job for him to notice. All he wants is to give Justice the world, and if that means working longer hours while Justice sleeps alone each night, so be it.

I suppose we should be glad that it’s punctuated, at least.

BLURB: Incompletely Complete

Incompletely Complete is a collection of poems and prose exploring my identity, mental health, and confusion with adult life. This book is a commitment to me. It is a commitment to just do the things I love and without fear of how others will perceive it. I named the book Incompletely Complete to show that you can be whole in the present, while also never being complete in your growth.

This isn’t a book, this is therapy in public.

BLURB: The Unbelievable Believable More Tales from the Baron

This poetry book will make you analyze and question the world around you, give you hope, and bring you on adventures that you would never even imagine. It will also give some sobering truths about reality as we know it. If it makes you profoundly think or feel something then even P.T. Barnum would agree that it was worth the price of admission.

I love books that “make” me do all sorts of things.

BLURB: Never Waste Dreams

B.R.A.G.Medallion Honoree – This tells a reader that this book is well worth their time and money!

Adversity – Endurance – Survival – Forgiveness

Never Waste Dreams— takes you back to the year 1871, as the saga of two young pioneer couples continues. They began their journey in the award-winning novel, Never Waste Tears.

Carl, Hannah, Nathan, and Sarah each take you with them in their essence and dialect. They struggle for their family. They show grit and determination for their land. They open their hearts for those who join them, as a new voice is added, saying, “I couldn’t help but wonder how much our life was going to change in ways I had not even considered.”

Can they find forgiveness for those who’ve brought them pain? Can they survive when nature’s invasion of the land takes away their livelihood?

Rejoice with them when they prosper. Weep with them in their time of despair.

Emphasis in the original.

BLURB: We Are A Scam

You are born of scam; shall die in scam. Everyone is scamming others. What better expected of the most depraved-dangerous half animal-half human, 7.5-billion strong species? Fear, anger, attitude, denial, deception as proceeds of the scam are the pandemics this species loves. Scared of death, yet trades it most. Reality can de-scam lives. But, who cares? Ignorance is bliss, perfect; till death!

…and another three big paragraphs of that.