Category - Blurbs

A pawn broker/frustrated chef – he finally meets his rocket man.
Everyone’s favorite billionaire – deconstructed and re-imagined.
The FBI agent and the Marine Corps pilot save the day – then get down and dirty in their off hours.
Those nightmarish gray aliens – they really do exist.
The patriot/playboy who courts the socially awkward bombshell – she explodes both on and off the battlefield.
The commander of the good guys – indulging in his insufferable kinky fetish.
The super-seedy villain with one foot in the grave – he reminds you of that sketchy uncle showing up uninvited for Sunday Dinner.
Throw in a sprinkling of obstinate Artificial Intelligences, outlandish military salutes, Italian marble, and a Caribbean cruise for good measure.
All of their lives are woven together in this action-packed, sexy, twisted, yet humorous sci-fi thriller whose premise dares to ask (and answer) the question: “Who were America’s founding fathers really drinking with?”

Friends of the Zek

“How badly did I fail the Turing test?”

I wake up in the middle of nowhere, only captured to another planet. There were some strange signs that I had some power – there was something special about me. I learn about my past, recollecting the puzzle pieces of it one by one. I find the truth and need to do something. The something – it’s hidden behind me, it’s right in front of me, it’s closed in front of me, but I don’t know what it is.

Closed Eyes. Only when your eyes open – do you understand what power lies behind them.
He has to remember his memories as he goes back in time, back to when he and his wife were together. Now separated, the only thing that stops him is his determination. When the eyes open, he lives once again.

What the hellish hell is this hell?

You don’t know me and might never do, but why does the book appear to revolve around myself?

This’ not an autobiography, but an esoteric-packed, true experiences of the author and introductory part of the other materials that follow this one; Celebrity Syndrome, The Lie You Live In, The New Day.

Take your time to grasp and decode the many esoteric phrases and words encoded in the material since they contain hints to the truth and reality as we perceive it.

“…..NO ONE truly owns The World as many assume, only being in charge of its operations…….What if I told you that you’re not as normal as you think you are?”

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Somehow, I have nothing to say.

An attractive single woman with an intriguing personality said, “Don’t look, you may see something you should not.” Swinging her leg up and over the saddle of a policeman’s horse. From there the officer would ride her thru 1950’s New York, its Times Square, Broadway Theatres, over to gaze from up high Bergdorf Goodman display windows and onto The Empire State Building. Evening, they dined in the Plaza Hotel Oak Room.
Her name, Balalaika, being a Russian Aristocrat, had two sisters, Violin and Clarinet. They opened a Fifth Ave Jewelry Shop. We all know how dicey that would be.

I think this just failed the Turing Test.

She was supposed to cure the Coronavirus.
Instead… she fell in love with it.

Dr Alexa Ashingtonford is a part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating Coronavirus. Little did she know she would end up falling in love with it, in this steamy viral-erotica.

Kissing Coronavirus is a steamy tale about forbidden love and dark desires come to life.

The book is M.J. Edwards debut book, and is her attempt at trying to pay the bills following her job loss. Check her out on Twitter @MJEdwardsAuthor

The “book” is 15 pages, and I fear the bills will remain unpaid. (h/t Hitch)

Young Adult sci-fi: Upload information….Download ANNIHILATION: The reader is embroiled in a World that shifts from one of normality, to a place where ‘the cloud’ can think for itself. A place where decisions are made without a hint of ethics. Equipped with every piece of information ever uploaded it begins to control populations who now wear implants connecting them to the internet: plunging humanity into a fatal game of algorithms. Cayden and Stella must save mankind, but they may have to leave Earth to do it.

Oh look, there are actually characters mentioned in the last sentence!

Dear Reader,
In memory of my mother, and with love for those I know who are at this very moment suffering from multiple sclerosis, I have decided to donate all the money I earn from the sales of any of the ‘I am GoD’ books (Connecting, Revelations, and Indigenous) for one month, starting on the 15th of March until the 15th of April.
This is not intended to be a promotional stunt but simply a nice way to make my writing feel like it is worthwhile.
For those of you in doubt of my honesty, (and I do not blame anyone of you for this, I would probably want some proof myself) There will be a screenshot of my Amazon Royalty account available at: blog.edward-holden.com.
The first will be made before the 15th of March 2021, and the second, from the 14th of April 2021, revealing all sales during this period.
The final sum will be then transferred to the Rocky Mountain MS Center. Again, confirmation of this will be added to my blog.
And why exactly this charity?
As I mentioned above, I have a dear friend who has recently been diagnosed with this dreadful disease; this was her choice.
Simple.

I guess the readers of the previous two volumes don’t need to be told anything about WHAT THIS BOOK IS ACTUALLY ABOUT.