Humans have always believed that they were above all species but how will the human race react, when they find out that a new kind of species is ready to snatch it’s throne, willing to do anything,absolutely anything, to rule the world and the entire human race?

Humans are ready to fight this species , which is far more faster , smarter and way more deadlier that any kind known to people on earth. The battle of the century is here.

So, how much did you pay that ESL school?

99.9% of humanity was turned into Zombies, in an event known as… you know what, hold on let’s go back.

Zombies, yep they are a thing, turns out pop culture was right. Zombies are real, well in so much as creatures who used to be human now want us to be no longer living. It’s still strange and what’s worse turns out history was filled with ample examples of them, we were just manipulated into… wait, maybe we should go forward.

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Please, keep regaling me with your command of the English language.

Christian apologists work hard to defend the resurrection of Jesus, despite the woefully poor descriptions of the supposed event in the New Testament. I suspect they could also rise to the challenge of proving that the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella really did transform a pumpkin into a carriage.

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Tell me you’re writing a book for the people who already agree with you without telling me.

An uncompromisingly critical look into the founding literature of Christianity, from its roots in the Old Testament to a thorough analysis of its depicted historical events.

When exactly was the New Testament written? Was Mary Magdalene really a virgin? Could the apostles be considered reliable narrators?

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Um, Mary Madalene wasn’t the mother of Jesus. But thanks for letting us know up front that you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Less than a decade ago, Daniel Ward embarked on a journey to a desolate part of Washington, where he intended to assist his grandfather following an injury. From the get-go, the mysteries began to manifest. What was it that Dan’s grandfather seemed so hesitant to talk about? Was Dan in danger?

Manifesting mysteries can ruin your day.